Ah, it begineth: The Age of Obama. Brace yourselves, fellow conservatives, and stay strong. Find other like-minded individuals and be not afraid of the intolerance of the snarky liberals that inhabit your places of work or the recesses of the coffee shops you inhabit. Know that there are countless millions (58 million, actually) who dare to refrain from joining the panting masses of Obama worshipers, and blasphemously say, “This man is not God.” Take heart.
David and I listened to the bungled oath and the inaugural speech as we industriously spackled and sponged the tile in the kitchen. (What a crappy job that was…but the result is fabulous.) We made it through to the end, and I didn’t even feel compelled to faint.
Of course, one can always count on the libs to keep it classy. As Bush was being ushered onto the stage with his family, a bunch of BDS-afflicted morons had the poor taste to chant “Nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah, hey hey hey, goodbye.” How utterly embarrassing. But it’s what can be expected from this type of unprincipled person, I suppose. Par for the course.
Here’s an idea: Go to www.grassfire.org, the Patriotic Resistance to the Obama administration. You’ll find conservatives from all over the fruited plain with which to share your pain and put forth new ideas for the conservation of the nation as we once knew it.